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In this corner ...

Posted Thursday, October 4, 2012, at 1:15 PM

Good evening ladies and gentlemen.

This is How-wid Ko-Sell commin' to you live from Din-ver Kol-o-rad-o.

Tonight, we have a fight for the record books.

In this corner, in the red trunks, from Baston Mass-i-choosits, the challenger, Mitt ... Romney!

Mitt Romney fought his way up through the ranks to be here. Tonight is his first shot at contending for heavy weight champion.

In the other corner, in the blue trunks, from Shi-ka-go Illinois, the champyun, Bar-rock ... O'Bammma!

Obama has a proven reputation for pummeling his opponents and the best footwork out there. The media can't help but love this guy. He has a personality that will fill a full room.

The contenders come to the center of the ring, get the instructions, tap gloves, (DING) and there's the bell!

Round One, the Economy!

The champ is bobbing, weaving and jabbing. He's floating like a butterfly. Let's see him sting like a bee.

I can't believe it! The challenger is boring right in! The challenger is landing body blow after body blow.

The champ continues to bob and weave, using his footwork to its best advantage. Is the champ playing rope a dope? As a pro, he has never lost a match.

Ding, Ding, Ding!

The challenger is still throwing punches. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! The challenger grazed the ref as he was trying to break them up! The challenger just wouldn't stop!

Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding!

Round Two, Healthcare!

After a round of rope a dope, the champ can really break loose in this round.

The challenger comes out swinging! Ladies and gentlemen, I can't believe what I'm seeing! The champ has been knocked down! He gets up quickly and looks mad. The champ lands a left to the gut and a right cross to the chin!

The challenger looks unfazed. He's smiling. Now, he dives right in!

Ding, Ding, Ding!

Both fighters are taking instruction from their corner men. The champ is cut above his eye and is being worked on by his cut man.

Despite their professionalism, you can tell that these two just don't like each other. Both fighters look like they are ready to get back out into the ring.

Round three, the Roll of Government!

Though smiling, the challenger is looking like he is getting tired.

The champ is angry and throwing forceful punches wildly. WOW! The champ just took a shattering blow to the head. The champ's footwork is gone and he appears to be stumbling around. The champ looks like he is out on his feet. This is unbelievable!

Ladies and gentlemen, I have never seen anything like this ever before. The champ has lost his sting. It's as if the champ has no respect for the challenger and wasn't prepared.

The champ is on the ropes and you can see that the idea he may be beaten is sinking in.

Ding, Ding, Ding!

Saved by the Bell!

While both men get ready for round four, the judges are conferring with each other.

I can't believe it! The judges have decided to stop the fight. Ladies and gentlemen, the judges have declared the challenger, Mitt Romney, the winner!

An amazing upset!

This has been How-wid Ko-sell. Up next is Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom ...


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Very Good, Charles. I hope you are correct. I am pretty sure you are. I am working hard to see that it happens.

-- Posted by Conservative Dad on Mon, Oct 8, 2012, at 8:48 PM

I honestly do not see how any Christian could vote otherwise. However, I heard on Christian radio that only 1/2 of Christians are registered voters. That's sad.

Thanks for the read, Charles.

-- Posted by steve47834 on Tue, Oct 9, 2012, at 9:03 AM


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